My therapist just told me a joke.

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

*raises hand in a shy but tough way*

i like u kid ur getting promoted to cool guy

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

Wait

How many of you are in my gang

markstoermtrooper:

The Killers + Heaven

1/?

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

dancybutt:

how this scene really went

other hannicomics

*sees promo stuff for doctor who*

yeah but remember season 4

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

themysteryofgravityfalls:

It’s just like being at SDCC! Now where’s FullBars?